Episode 2-1-2011 – F' B
As with most days in Goose Lane Café, the group of the Lunch Gang usually starts out real slow talking about the weather or a stupid Magic Gopher Web game and finishing on a high note. Today was no exception.
Here is a live snap shot of a weather condition bearing down on Cube City ("Toto, we're not in Kansas any more"):
The topic soon changed from weather to Glen-A-Bago needing help moving some chairs in Goose Lane Café'. You see, Bago was very successful in getting food services to return back to Goose Lane Café'. So the team of highly training, highly skilled Lunch Gang Members started putting together a plan to assist Bago (Chair2 Man) in the "Operation Great Chair Removal of 2011" from Goose Lane Café. Brainstorming (not to be confused with Stormy Kromer) as a group it was agreed upon that we need to appoint one of the inner-circle to Assistant Seat Supervisor (ASS). It was unanimous! As the ASS, T-Mobile will now be putting final touches on "Operation great Chair Removal of 2011". Local news trucks were seen outside Cube City later in the afternoon as T-Mobile exited the building. Report Al Allen, who was in town covering the weather caught up with T-Mobile:
- Al Allen reporting live from Cube City where today T-Mobile was appointed the position of ASS. Tell the listener's about how you feel about being voted in as the ASS.
- T-Mobile It was a day I've been dreaming about ever since I left my family back in Lebanon 15 years ago. I'm so excited in becoming the ASS.
- Al Allen there you have, another happy ASS. Reporting live from Cube City, this is Al Allen. Good bye.
"Day of Misunderstanding" is a day that will live in infamy! To better frame this story and give it credence, we need to go back to January 19 when ManCave and Coach were on the 8:30 cookie run. Standing outside OM's cube, enjoying a cup of coffee and some of OM's Blue Top cookies, OM receives a call from Dave who's forgot his badge at home. Coach volunteered to walk to the other side of Cube City (approx ½ miles) to let him in. Upon there return to OM's area, Coach grabs a few more Blue Top cookies before leaving with MC. The very next day, at approximately the same time, MC and Coach were outside OM's cube enjoying Blue Top cookies, when Dave walked by. Coach says "Dave, glad to see you could get in today" in a jokingly way. Dave took this as offensive and spouts back "At least I'm not standing around loitering". MC, OM, and Coach looked at one another in puzzlement. Time to go, Coach says to MC. As the two walked away, MC says to Coach "must not have gotten any Rhubarb Pie last night"….laughter was really loud then! From this day forward, the day will be known as "Day of Misunderstanding".
There was a new character added to the book today, The Dragon Lady.
