Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Episode 2-23-2011 – Nobel Medal for Physics and Chemistry

What a truly wonderful day this must be for The Professor. He's been nominated for the "Nobel Medal for Physics and Chemistry" for he's revolutionary study of eliminating "Town Squares" in cities and replacing them with Hexagrams throughout the world.

His theory of using Hexagrams instead of Squares demonstrates the true genius of the man behind those Foster Grants. He's not just another pretty face but a real thinker indeed and if you think about what he's proposing, I mean really think about it, you'll find he right! This monumental change would make people think twice about running out demonstrating in the center of the city if formed like a Hexagram. How could you? Where would you go? But if your city center of town was made like a Square you surely could. Recent news coverage's in counties like Egypt and Libya have shown people demonstrating in "Town Squares". There you have it a Square.


Congratulations Professor!

On a lighter note, Bago and The Professor are going to Vegas this Sunday! Oh Ya! This will be Bago's first trip to Vegas. The Professor is so well known there, he's referred to as "Frank Sinatra of the 2000's". His picture is every where…On Buildings, at the Airport, heck Hoover Dam even has a picture of him etched into the face of the Dam. The gang mentioned at the lunch table today that if The Professor gets married this trip (at one of those chapels) Bago is call us and we'll all be on the next flight out. We want coffee mugs, hats, etc.. With a picture of The Professor and his new wife Dolly (or was it Bambi?).

The subject quickly changed to The Roomba. The Roomba is an autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner sold by iRobot which a few members of The Lunch own. Bago was explaining what a great job this robot does with vacuuming floors. Then Bago demonstrated how the brushes work "Kind of like putting on mascara". Coach just looked at Bago saying "it has to be the medicine he's on for his sickness. It has to be! The Bago we know just wouldn't say things like that…he just wouldn't".

New character for the book was introduced yesterday…Moscow!