As explained in yesterday's episode, the gang ventured in Ghettopolis for sub's. OM was playing with his banana so Coach drove into this un-forbidden cesspool of a place. There was a new sub-making women behind the counter today; she stood 6'-6" tall and looked like a retired Prison Guard with her shirtsleeves rolled up to the shoulders exposing her tattoo's. One read "Born to Raise Hell" and the other read "I love men with Brush Hair Cuts".
ManCave was first in line to order…now this was amazing to watch. He never looked up when placing his order. He did get special treatment today; he grabbed his sub and headed straight for the counter to pay. Didn't say a thing to anyone, he paid and exited the store. You see, ManCave wears a Brush Hair Cut and later back at the Goose Lane Café he told us he was really, really scarred. The Prison Guard – Cell Block G Sub making women noticed we were all together and asked the group "How much for the little boy?" pointing to ManCave. We just looked at each other and started laughing!!!!!
T-Mobile next in line, now this was really funny to watch (wish I had it on video). The Prison Guard – Cell Block G Sub making women yells out "WHO'S NEXT?" with such loud voice that T-Mobile froze. You see, T-Mobile had two special orders for Glen-A-Bago and OM 's. Glen-A-Bago stopped by T-Mobiles desk grabbed a note pad and wrote down OM 's and his order:
§ Turkey
§ Light Lettuce
§ No Onions
§ Fat Free Mayo
§ Hard Roll
§ Cut into 4 pieces
§ Each piece wrapped separately
So when The Prison Guard – Cell Block G Sub making women says again "WHO'S NEXT?" T-Mobile raises his hand (like he's in grade school); she just looked at him. The note he was holding was shaking so bad he could hardly read it. Quietly he places his orders for the two special subs. She slapped it together in about 20 seconds and yelled across the counter "THEY'LL TAKE IT THIS WAY AND A SIDE OFER OF STFU". GOT IT? T-Mobile just stood there shaking and replied "got it" in a frighten voice. Then she yells at T-Mobile "WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?" By this time T-Mobile was so scarred he stood there babbling, she yells out "COME-ON THERE ARE REAL MEN WAITING- WHAT DO YOU WANT?" T-Mobile just stood there. She then says to him "YOUR GETTING A F'n TUNA SUB AND YOU'LL JUST EAT IT". He grabbed the subs and head to the counter to pay.
The Professor and Coach didn't have a problem at all with there orders; stuck to the basics and everything was fine. It must be they're Wayne State Grads and know how to handle themselves.
Back in Coaches Bentley, the four of them headed back to Goose Lane Café. T-Mobile was still babbling something from the back seat "I'm scared" "I need my mommy". The Professor reaches around, grabs T-Mobile by the jacket in one hand and started slapping him around with the other…yelling "SNAP OUT OF MAN; GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF; IT'S OVER". T-Mobile finally came back around and said to us, "I was really scarred in there and I'm never going back. The Bago and get my sub next time".
