ManCave of all people identifies yet another character for our book "No Handed Pisser". What's up with ManCave…1st the Mad Farter, now the "No Handed Pisser"? Kind of quiet in Cube City today with it being the holiday weekend and all, but we're making the best of it. Doughnuts! Friday morning just before the great weekend we were honored with Doughnuts. Not just any Doughnuts but the grand poobah of all doughnuts, The Krumpt-Krunchers! Hail Krumpt-Krunchers! Hail Krumpt-Krunchers! Hail Krumpt-Krunchers! Picky Skywalker fast talks the doughnut girl out of a dozen of these succulent treats and brings them back for members of the Circle of Trust to share. Only members present on this grand holiday weekend are ManCave, Picky Skywalker and Coach; but later we heard that Bago made a surprise visit solely based on the Grand Krumpt-Krunchers. Hail Krumpt-Krunchers! Hail Krumpt-Krunchers! Hail Krumpt-Krunchers! Coach was able to negotiate a deal on some Krumpt-Krunchers hats from T-Mobiles back-room garage buddies which he distributes to members of the Circle of Trust. Bago who reads smoke signals very well read that Picky Skywalker purchased doughnuts from smoker man's cigarette smoke near the dumpster; jumped on his trusted steed and snatched the last doughnut right out from under someone's nose (it was a hell-of-a day in Cube City sir!). This entire tribute of the great American Grand Krumpt-Krunchers doughnut, Hail Krumpt-Krunchers! Hail Krumpt-Krunchers! Hail Krumpt-Krunchers! Took place before lunch (we all were exhausted but pushed on the best as we could). ManCave sent Picky Skywalker to the bathroom early so he'd be ready for lunch at 11:15 (it's now 10:00 am). As we do on every Friday, the Lunch Gang was headed to Howell's corner bar today because ManCave heard from one of his softball buddies, that the burger dude "Jimmie" makes burgers better than Miller's. Not! Just a note about Howell's…you see The Burger Dude Jimmie puts a lot of love into making his famous burgers. So if you're in a hurry, don't go to Howell's; but if you do, take a book along like "War-and-Peace" to read because you could finish the entire book before you get your food. Heck, coach had to go into the back-room for a shave he waited so long. Otherwise enjoy, because it's good food at a fair price. After we waddled out of Howell's with some very full guts, the lunch gang traveled over to our local brewery stop (coach was out of beer and Scotch) then back to Cube City to finish the day.
