Breaking news, just in from security at the MECCA; Chuck Studley’s got a brand new bag!
Coach: We can let then stuffed toys go. We beat him down for his “Hello Kitty” apparel; but the “Flowered Bag” will get his Man Card revoked for sure. Sad days ahead for Chuck.
Professor: For God's sakes Chuck, we all thought that the whole Hello Kitty thing was just a phase you were going through...This action now requires nothing short of an intervention! We'll start with a 12-step program and see where it takes us. We are all pulling for you on this one!
T-Mobile: I ain't pulling for anyone. Chuck, don't talk to me anymore.
Mansel: In the old days they used to burn people at the stake for a lot less than what Tom has done here.
Sources of Man Card Revoking
This according to OfficialManCard.com
By Man Card Definition: “A Man Card is required proof of manhood in order to become a respected member of the male community. It can and will be temporarily revoked if privileges as a Man are abused”.
Urban Dictionary
“Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing non-respectable-male things.”
Example 1: We had to take away Henry's Man Card because he cried in public when Kristina dumped him.
Example 2: When a man uses a “Flowered” bag to carry his lunch in.
