ManCave was reported missing at the Mecca today. There were search helicopters; federal agents along with dogs searching for MC. Al Allen came out of retirement to do the broadcast. The details are sketchy right now but here’s what we’ve been able to piece together.
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Al Allen reporting Live right outside the Mecca!
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Hello TV views, this is your good ole’ beat reporting Al Allen coming to you live outside the Mecca where it’s been reported the Lunch Gang member “ManCave” has been reported missing. I’ve got to tell you, I’ve covered some very disturbing stories in my 45 years of reporting but nothing like this. According to workers inside the Mecca, everything was going along fine when all of a sudden all employees were told over the PA to come to the center of the building. ManCave a apprehensive type fellow got up and join the group. When all of a sudden, the Bollywood inspired dance began along with the music (image below).
After several hours, the search was called off. Fear set in for the residents of Mecca that one of their very own could be missing.
….Down the road at Bago Café (formerly known as Goose Lane Café)
ManCave was telling the horrifying story to the Lunch Gang while enjoying his Wendy’s lunch. In his very own words: “I nearly threw up when the dancers came out”.
