The conversation at the LG lunch table centered on the Falcon’s sister, Merlin (Pigeon Hawk Falcon) taking a horse back vacation through Turkey (yes the country). Now that’s very brave considering the country is at war; Iran is just across the border and if you cross it you may never be heard from again. Falcon tried to talk Merlin out of the trip by her mind was made up. We can’t wait for the stories. What prompted the title “I’m tired of Shawarma” if Mansel was ever captured he’d might get tired of eating shawarma’s every day. You see T-Mobile heard they serve shawarma’s to inmates for the daily ration of food. Can you even image Mansel not eating a Shawarma? Never; dude loves those things!
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This one centers on Bago doing Irish Cream Ale shooters. For those you, who don’t know what a shooter is or what it prevents… you take your beverage of choice up the ass to avoid the breathalyzer test by local police. Rumor has it, now this is just a rumor, someone holds the enema bag for Bago, fills it with Irish Cream Ale (Bago loves him some Kilkenny) and up the brown hole it goes. It’s hard to believe but a smile comes on his face when he talks about it. The real questions are who is holding the enema bag and who shoveled the tip up his ass? He’s not talking….
