Thursday, November 14, 2013

Episode 11-08-2013 – Chinese Mud


The title might be a little confusing and once explained it will become clearer. The day’s conversation started with OM sending out an article about a top Cube City person making yet another big move. Here’s how it went:
OM: She keeps on moving…”Deutsche Bank announced today the appointment of ex-Cube City executive as chief information officer and global co-head of group technology & operations (GTO).”

Coach: What do you know? ManCave, maybe you could pick up some work (payment in beer)…LOL!

Mansel: I see her circling back to Cube City and then there will be a steel cage match between the two front office ladies to see who will be CIO.

OM: I would sign up on Pay per View for that one…

Coach: Will there be mud?

Mansel: Mud and pillows.

Coach: Can you see that image in your mind? WOW!

ManCave: I’ve never seen a less qualified person get so many great jobs.

Professor: It all comes down to one thing…she is living proof that it is definitely not what you know….

KC: Or…who you “know” either…

Coach: All I know is if there is mud I’m watching!!! LOL!!!

KC: Of course….count me in!

Professor: I’ll clear the calendar for that one too! I nominate KC to be the official event photographer.

OM: I will bring a whistle and some vegetable oil.

Coach: Now your talk ‘in! OIL!!!!

ManCave: I’ll be the referee. “She will be based in London.”  Fancy!

Coach: Maybe she can say hello to “Fish & Chips”

Mansel: Let me look that up on Urban Dictionary….

Professor: Surprised no one has volunteered to bring the Jell-O?

Coach: There you go…your task will be just that.

KC: We’ll have to determine what we do with the income from the Webcam rights.  

Mansel: I’ll contact the GoPro people. See if they want sponsor the event and through in a few cameras that we can strategically place.

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Loud Chinese

“You Big Boy, You Sit Here”. The entire table busted out laughing. For lunch today we went to “Loud Chinese”. Great food with traditional Chinese decorations inside; the owner a little Chinese women has this Hugh voice, something that you would never think would come out of her. We were all sitting around the table waiting on Stu and Chicken-Pot-Pie to arrive; when only Chicken-Pot-Pie walks thru the door. As he approached the table “Loud Chinese Lady” say’s to Chicken-Pot-Pie “You Big Boy, You Sit Here” meaning he was to sit at the end of the table with a lot of room. We couldn’t stop laughing…..