At the round table we got back on the subject of OM’s Vitamix 750 again. Bago was tired of hearing about how wonderful this over-priced blender is so he lays down a challenge to OM.
Bago is putting up his “Waste King Legend 8000 1 Horsepower Disposer” (the best on the market) vs. OM’s Vitamix 750 Food Processor.
Each challenger is given a basket of vegetables of equal proportions. The goal is to grind the vegetables into a drink in the lowest amount of time. The first piece of equipment of chock is out and the other is declared winner.
Contestants ready? On the whistle you start. One Two Three WHISTLE SOUNDS.
OM starts by taking out his cutting board and paring knife to cut up his vegetables into smaller chunks. While BAGO on the other hand starts the Waste King Legend 8000 with a flip of the switch and starts cramming vegetables in with his plunger. 1 minute in… BAGO has a commanding lead. OM is now starting to put vegetables into his Vitamix 750. 2 minutes in…BAGO is down to his last couple of carrots while OM is struggling getting his large zucchini into his mixer. 2.2 minutes BAGO is declared the WINNER!
TV 2’s Al Allen comes out of retirement to interview Bago and to congratulate him on such a landslide victory.
Al: So Bago, what’s your secret? I mean you took down that preppie Vitamix 750 like it was your bitch.
Bago: You just don’t mess with success. You see everyone takes me for an ordinary plumber, but in reality I’m Mr. Fix It. Plus the “Waste King Legend 8000 Disposer” with its 1 Horsepower motor can even pulverize rocks in seconds. I don’t use anything but the best Al and yes you’re right, I made him my bitch!
