Yes it’s true, Lunch Gangs very own ManCave is slinging a purse around his shoulder. Now in some circles they call it a “European Man Bag”, but lets just be honest with one another its called “Man-purse denial”.
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Man-purse denial
What? This? A purse? No, silly, it’s not a purse. It’s a . . . a messenger bag. A shoulder bag. A “European Red carryall.” I’m a man. Please don’t call it a purse say the Lunch Gang’s very own ManCave.
There’s a fine but important line between man-purse humor and man-purse denial. Man-purse humor is . . . well, funny. Man-purse denial is just sad. VERY SAD.
Today’s men have stuff — a lot of stuff. Cell phone, laptop, notebooks, gym clothes, keys, gloves, glasses. The challenge facing men is how to carry it all without resorting to a backpack or, worse yet, a Red purse.
Pssst! That red bag you’re carrying? IT’S A F’IN MAN PURSE. What’s next, silk lining put inside your “Dress Carhartt”? Dam Dude...you must stop.
