Episode 1-17-2012 – Would you rather watch “Paint Drying” or “Curling in HD”?

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The information below is based on scientific research done by The Lunch Gang, and is provided as a basis of understanding of the potential choice you’re about to make in watching “Paint Dry” or “Curling in HD”. Due to the numerous variables in methods, techniques and conditions of these two subjects, The Lunch Gang cannot be sure that either of these topics will be right for you. Therefore, we urge readers to test each application themselves. The Lunch Gang wants to ensure all individuals to have a thorough understanding of our statement above (that we gave you fair warning) before you proceed. While we believe the information below is an exaggeration of the truth, WE MAKE NO EXPRESS OR IMPLIED GUARANTEE OF YOUR SANITY, and we shall in no way be liable for any damages (indirect, consequential, or otherwise) of what may occur as a result of watching “Paint Drying” or “Curling in HD”. Note: No Snow Flakes or Paint Brushes were harmed in the making of this writing.

To be fair for both studies, the Lunch Gang wanted to do a side-by-side comparison and let you be the judge.

I’m not sure what’s worst, waiting for the second coat or watching Curling on a HD-TV?

Enough Said!

Now we could go into the technical aspects of Paint Drying but we won’t do that. We could also go into how Curling is a sport in which Rock Slingers slide stones (not to be confused with…you know) across a sheet of ice towards a target area; but we won’t do that either. But instead, the Lunch Gang would like to let it at “THEY BOTH SUCK!”

The Fingask Curling Club Perthshire Scotland in 1854 where it all began
not Canadian