Today was something really out of the ordinary when it comes to the Lunch Gang. Not that we're not strange enough, a group of middle-aged grown men acting like young school kids, but the fact someone within the confines of Cube City would be bold enough to place a toilet bowl brush on our lunch table. This Low Life MF'er really doesn't understand the meaning of Game On! So here's how it all went down. The day really stared out with excitement…OM is getting the first "Free Choice" from the Lunch Gang Random Number Generator Program® and everyone in the Free World knows his pick before I even say it….that's right "Juicy Subs". So we all pile into the Bago-Wagon and head over there. First of all, this will be the first time OM has been back there since they hired Cell Block G women to work behind the counter. As we arrive at Juicy Subs and start making our way to the door, Darrell G. Sanford (brother of Fred G. Sanford the 65-year-old junk dealer living at 9114 S. Central Ave. in the Watts neighborhood of South Central Los Angeles, California) seen us coming so he runs through the door and then continues to run to the deli counter only to be denied by Cell Block G Women. She seen T-Mobile standing in line and pointed Darrell G. Sanford "You Junk Man, back of the line". OM introduces himself to Cell Block G Women and said "How You Do 'in?" Thanks all it took, she really like Pretty Boy OM and the rest was history. We were out of there in record time headed back to Bago World Café. Upon our return as we headed to the Goose Lane Table which is reserved for just us, we noticed s toilet brush sitting on our table. That was it. Everyone stood in line paying for a pops when the Café Food Queen handed Bago something…"Bago, here's the key to the Magic Box" We all just looked at Bago…You Stud you! We cleaned everything off before sitting down and as we sat around the table talking about who it might have been you done this, Coach say's "We all know who's responsible for this…remember who said Don't Eat From The Table?". We have plotted our revenge and it will be sweet!
