What a Day!
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The “Two Hander”
Yes she did it again. O-Canada let her mouth move before her brain, again! “Don’t make me grab it with both hands!”… This time, she was in ManCave’s cube looking for a coupon to a local fast food place. ManCave found the coupon first to save a little money for him and held it in the air, keeping it from O-Canada. O-Canada grabs ManCave with one hand hoping he’d release the coupon and the unspeakable happen. That’s right, the Mouth before Brain thing again.
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Coach Win’s Challenge
Yes, she did it yet again. This time, O-Canada made the statement that Costco is a Canadian Company. Immediately Coach throws the challenge flag. T-Mobile pulls up the “Internets” on his newly improved T-Mobile X497 Phone, and verified that Coach was correct.
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Milking a Moose
It may appear that we are zeroing in on O-Canada; and you’d be right. We are! But this one the whole team gets into it.
Mansel: Maybe all Canadians should buy stuff off of Amazon and send it to DP’s house.
OM: What are we going to do with those locusts.. er’, I mean Canadians… Sheesh.
O-Canada: I can’t help it if milk is cheaper here…
OM: Start drinking moose milk
O-Canada: My moose is in the shop.
OM: Here is a picture of the Canadian Moose Milking team (Livonia Costco International Olympic Training location). The official word was it will be an Olympic sport in 2016. O-Canada is on the dream team called the “Two Handers” working for a fresh glass of moose milk…
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Nothing tastes finer…
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Costco Fast Lane
With all the talk about Costco today, Coach took it upon himself to play a little game. Coach tells the table about the border crossing between Canada and Washington State USA. In a serious voice he says “There are two lanes at the border; one for normal traffic and one for Canadian Costco Shopper’s”. ManCave and O-Canada fell for it Hook Line and Sinker. It was one of those “Got Ya” moments…LMAO!!!!
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Final 2012 Summer Olympic Metal Count
|
|
|
Gold
|
Silver
|
Bronze
|
|
|
Rank
|
Country
|
|
|
|
Total
|
|
1
|
United States
|
46
|
29
|
29
|
104
|
|
2
|
China
|
38
|
27
|
22
|
87
|
|
3
|
Great Britain
|
29
|
17
|
19
|
65
|
|
4
|
Russia
|
24
|
25
|
33
|
82
|
|
5
|
Korea
|
13
|
8
|
7
|
28
|
|
6
|
Germany
|
11
|
19
|
14
|
44
|
|
7
|
France
|
11
|
11
|
12
|
34
|
|
8
|
Italy
|
8
|
9
|
11
|
28
|
|
9
|
Hungary
|
8
|
4
|
5
|
17
|
|
10
|
Australia
|
7
|
16
|
12
|
35
|
|
11
|
Japan
|
7
|
14
|
17
|
38
|
|
12
|
Kazakhstan
|
7
|
1
|
5
|
13
|
|
13
|
Netherlands
|
6
|
6
|
8
|
20
|
|
14
|
Ukraine
|
6
|
5
|
9
|
20
|
|
15
|
Cuba
|
5
|
3
|
6
|
14
|
|
16
|
New Zealand
|
5
|
3
|
5
|
13
|
|
17
|
Iran
|
4
|
5
|
3
|
12
|
|
18
|
Jamaica
|
4
|
4
|
4
|
12
|
|
19
|
Czech Republic
|
4
|
3
|
3
|
10
|
|
20
|
DPR Korea
|
4
|
-
|
2
|
6
|
|
21
|
Spain
|
3
|
10
|
4
|
17
|
|
22
|
Brazil
|
3
|
5
|
9
|
17
|
|
23
|
Belarus
|
3
|
5
|
5
|
13
|
|
24
|
South Africa
|
3
|
2
|
1
|
6
|
|
25
|
Ethiopia
|
3
|
1
|
3
|
7
|
|
26
|
Croatia
|
3
|
1
|
2
|
6
|
|
27
|
Romania
|
2
|
5
|
2
|
9
|
|
28
|
Kenya
|
2
|
4
|
5
|
11
|
|
29
|
Denmark
|
2
|
4
|
3
|
9
|
|
30
|
Azerbaijan
|
2
|
2
|
6
|
10
|
|
30
|
Poland
|
2
|
2
|
6
|
10
|
|
32
|
Turkey
|
2
|
2
|
1
|
5
|
|
33
|
Switzerland
|
2
|
2
|
-
|
4
|
|
34
|
Lithuania
|
2
|
1
|
2
|
5
|
|
35
|
Norway
|
2
|
1
|
1
|
4
|
|
36
|
Canada ** see below
|
1
|
5
|
12
|
18
|
|
37
|
Sweden
|
1
|
4
|
3
|
8
|
|
38
|
Colombia
|
1
|
3
|
4
|
8
|
|
39
|
Georgia
|
1
|
3
|
3
|
7
|
|
39
|
Mexico
|
1
|
3
|
3
|
7
|
|
41
|
Ireland
|
1
|
1
|
3
|
5
|
|
42
|
Argentina
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
4
|
|
42
|
Slovenia
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
4
|
|
42
|
Serbia
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
4
|
|
45
|
Tunisia
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
3
|
|
46
|
Dominican Republic
|
1
|
1
|
-
|
2
|
|
47
|
Trinidad and Tobago
|
1
|
-
|
3
|
4
|
|
47
|
Uzbekistan
|
1
|
-
|
3
|
4
|
|
49
|
Latvia
|
1
|
-
|
1
|
2
|
|
50
|
Algeria
|
1
|
-
|
-
|
1
|
|
50
|
Bahamas
|
1
|
-
|
-
|
1
|
|
50
|
Grenada
|
1
|
-
|
-
|
1
|
|
50
|
Uganda
|
1
|
-
|
-
|
1
|
|
50
|
Venezuela
|
1
|
-
|
-
|
1
|
|
55
|
India
|
-
|
2
|
4
|
6
|
|
56
|
Mongolia
|
-
|
2
|
3
|
5
|
|
57
|
Thailand
|
-
|
2
|
1
|
3
|
|
58
|
Egypt
|
-
|
2
|
-
|
2
|
|
59
|
Slovakia
|
-
|
1
|
3
|
4
|
|
60
|
Armenia
|
-
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
|
60
|
Belgium
|
-
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
|
60
|
Finland
|
-
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
|
63
|
Bulgaria
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
|
63
|
Estonia
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
|
63
|
Indonesia
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
|
63
|
Malaysia
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
|
63
|
Puerto Rico
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
|
63
|
Chinese Taipei
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
|
69
|
Botswana
|
-
|
1
|
-
|
1
|
|
69
|
Cyprus
|
-
|
1
|
-
|
1
|
|
69
|
Gabon
|
-
|
1
|
-
|
1
|
|
69
|
Guatemala
|
-
|
1
|
-
|
1
|
|
69
|
Montenegro
|
-
|
1
|
-
|
1
|
|
69
|
Portugal
|
-
|
1
|
-
|
1
|
|
75
|
Greece
|
-
|
-
|
2
|
2
|
|
75
|
Moldova
|
-
|
-
|
2
|
2
|
|
75
|
Qatar
|
-
|
-
|
2
|
2
|
|
75
|
Singapore
|
-
|
-
|
2
|
2
|
|
79
|
Afghanistan
|
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
|
79
|
Bahrain
|
-
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
|
79
|
Hong Kong, China
|
-
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
|
79
|
Saudi Arabia
|
-
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
|
79
|
Kuwait
|
-
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
|
79
|
Morocco
|
-
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
|
79
|
Tajikistan
|
-
|
-
|
1
|
1
|
notes:
**
Trampoline: Gold (1) NOT REALLY A SPORT. I thought it was the Olympics, not the Circus! Really?
Rowing: Silver (2) OK, we’ll give you this one. Not bad!
Swimming: Silver (1) Bronze (2) we’ll give you this one. Not bad! At least you tried.
Canoe Sprint: Silver (1) Bronze (2) WHAT THE HECK? Lewis and Clark all over again.
Wrestling: Silver (1) Bronze (1) we’ll give you this one. Not bad! At least you tried.
Diving: Bronze (2) we’ll give you this one. Not bad! At least you tried.
Judo: Bronze (1) What is Judo anyway? I think it’s part of the Viking Boat Races.
Cycling Track: Bronze (1) Not really sure on how to comment on this one.
Weight Lifting: Bronze (1) getting Better…Way to go!
Soccer: Bronze (1) This is a carryover from the winter games.
Track and Field: Bronze (1) The athlete had a good strong wind to his back.
