Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Episode 07-30-2012 – Olympic Metal Count


With the summer Olympics in full swing now, it didn’t take the Lunch Gang long to start beating O-Canada down…read on.
Mansel: Wow….you really have to scroll down quite a ways before you get to Canada…..
O-Canada: Holding strong at 25th
Mansel: And the one Canadian medal was for……Women’s Synchronized 3M Springboard Diving. Not so much a sport as something you do when you’re high.
Smokes: Anything to keep the team alive after they closed Boblo.
OM: Hell, even Kazakhstan has more medals than Canada. They don’t even play sports in that country.
O-Canada: We’re just off to a slow start.  But since we have only 1/10th the US population, it would stand to reason that we would only collect 1/10th the medals you do…
Bago: C’mon.  Canada isn’t even a state.  They shouldn’t get any medals.
Coach: I agree with Bago. I think Canada gets one when they go through security check. See it’s not really a metal, it’s an All-Clear badge.