All coach could do was say "Really" when he walked into the men's room today. In the first stall was a "Trowel Dropper" who had his Tightie Whities past the ankles touching the floor. COME ON ALREADY! How can anyone think this was cool? Don't you just wish something would jump into their drawers and starting biting their balls when they were walking back to their desk? Or better yet, some type of fungus got on their balls after they pulled up their pants back up and when there sitting the doctor office, the doctor tells him "We need to cut them off or you will die". I can understand some guys not wanting to give up the Tightie Whities but to drop them to the ground while "pinching the duce" must really stop! So here's what I propose. Sign's go into each stall telling these morons to "STOP IT ALREADY".
ManCave also had an experience today. We're calling him "Starter-Stopper". When this dude takes a piss, it sounds like a diamond cutting head on a CNC Lathe cutting metal. Then all of a sudden he stops pissing (as if he uses one of his balls to shutoff valve) the flow. Then it restarts again…aka "Starter-Stopper". This guy needs a doctor for sure. Someone bring in some business cards and leave them in the bathroom.
*** Smokes 24 Inch Update ***
He got that 24 inch mounted. True! He show pictures today…a little X-Rated but he's happy!
