Today was the day T-Mobile was to make his 1st trip into Canada. He went out and bought a new suit, new shoes, and cut his own hair. Being the loyal employee he is, he stopped in to have a cup of coffee with us this morning before making the pilgrimage. Off he went…on his way out the door he yells back “wish me luck!” and drove out of site.
Mansel, just returning from his monthly picture with Alan Mulally told us he just heard on WJR radio, the Canadian border guards had just detained a suspicious American trying to cross the border in a newly painted Volvo. They now have him custody. The news reporter told the listening audience all you could here was this American screaming “I have a letter from HR”.
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Chef Alyssa puts Mystery Meat in the soup
Our very own Chef Alyssa is trying out some new receipts and today she was working on the soup. As the weather starts to cool down, some of the more popular items start making their way back on the menu…soups, chili, to name just a few. ManCave, grabbed what he thought was a bowl of Beef-Noodle soup…man was he wrong. After a couple of spoons he noticed something move in the bowl. He jumped, took out a knife and started stabbing the bowl like a crazed stalker. Come to find out, it looked like a piece of beef, but you couldn’t really tell after he repeatedly stabbed it more than 100 times. Bago thought it looked like Charlie’s finger.
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The “WAD” gets out maneuver by ManCave
For those of you who don’t who the “WAD” is, he’s this guy who’s a parking lot lurker. Every morning he circles the Cube City back parking lot looking a parking spot in the front row. Usually he parks next to ManCave and he’s not here, the WAD parks next to Roxie. If ManCave gets to work first, and the WAD is just pulling into the parking lot, he’ll wait for ManCave to make his way into the building before he parks…aka the WAD. He always backs his car into the spot, and sits in his car WADDING.
Today after lunch, the Lunch Gang was enjoying some conversation when we see the WAD getting into his car. Now ManCave was a little late this morning so, he had to park down a few rows, but the WAD parks next to Roxie. So as he pulls away from the #2 parking spot, we tell ManCave he should go out and move his car into the #2 spot. Laugher erupted! So he does it…ManCave jumps up and goes out and takes the #2 spot. Not only does he take it, but he backs in it. The Lunch Gang was roaring inside. ManCave locks his doors, looks at us, and gave a “Hell Yea” fist pump to us at the table.
