Typically the Lunch Gang Blog is a once a week post, sometimes two. But I decided there was just too much activity within Cube City to only have one posting; so the post for this week would be one massive one titled “What a Week”. Are you ready for some excitement? (you thought I was going to say football didn’t you)
Monday 5-23-2011 - Raise a glass to the Professor / OM is on the Bus!
ManCave: Congrats to one of our own -- > Lunch Gang member, The Professor, on his promotion! May we suggest your first management lease car be an Expedition (The ProfessorBago)? :-) Professor, you need to school your boss on how to spell your last name correctly...LOL! Seriously, congratulations!!!
Smokes writes from his South American jail cell (from iPhone): Good thing he’s not high falootin’ to hang with us cretins. Congrats Professor on the promo. You deserve it.
Coach writes: Congrats Professor!
We believe is heard all-around town regarding the Lions! The Lunch Gang's has joined the bus ride to the top. Check it out!
Tuesday 5-24-2011 - Chili stops the Hit Man / T-Mobile gets New iPhone
A toilet brush couldn't stop him, but it looks like chili from the Chili Cookoff got the best of The Hit Man...With winter now behind us, roaming reporter Al Allen ask the Hit to comment on his experience at the cookoff...”Marvel at the sheer intensity of my visual appeal”. Smokes writes from his South American jail cell (from iPhone) “Nice look Hit Man. You do know you have just been added to ManCave’s arsenal of pics don’t you?”
So it begins....
Special editorial from the Professor...Take special note of the 2nd place Chili name…..coincidence…I think not…it's all about the Dove!
Today T-Mobiles Gas Station cellphone (better known as Crackberry) took a dump and for a guy who’s on a cellphone as much as he his, he just needed a quick fix. So T-Mobile went out and purchase a temporary phone with carrying case until his gas station cellphone guys gets out of jail. Check this out!
Wednesday 5-25-2011 - Another Sign!
For those of you who follow the Lunch Gang you should be very familiar with the words mentioned above and the meaning behind them. That's right we are talking about the Detroit Lions! Part of the Lunch Gang was able to attend and offsite conference held at the Lions HQ's. This place is top notch all the way around…from the moment you step through the doors to the moment you leave there is a feeling of class. We'll be talking about this meeting for a very long time. Nestordamus, Mr. T, and even L enjoyed the meeting. For those of you who don't understand the meaning behind the title, here you go. Another Sign means the Lions WIN the 2011 Super Bowl; here's how we know it to be true. ManCave had his 1957 dream; The Lions make the cover of Madden NFL Game; and now the Lunch Gang have the meeting. You see, if you don't believe and get out of the way!
Thursday 26-May-2011
OK, you know how the Lunch Gang really like the TV2 report Al Allen, well here's an actual Fox2 Facebook posting this morning...
You see, you just can't make this shit up!
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The wrestling, action-figure elite were on-hand for Randy "The Macho Man" Savage's funeral the other day.
He tragically "...snapped into a Slim Jim..."
Rest in Peace Macho Man!
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Red Challenge Flag was thrown today at lunch. The professor threw the challenge flag at Bago declaring Bago's statement of Roger Rabbit was on the Bago Cruse. Now let me tell you, once the Flag hit the table, Bago was to the Internets searching for proof. The ruling on Red Challenge Flags is, once the Lunch Gang step out of Bago World (formerly known as Goose Lane Café) and the person being challenged doesn't show proof, then the Challenger WIN! (Man Rule: MR48291353G).
What's up with the PINK Tie? Professor's buddy (Mr. Cilantro) succumbs to the tremendous pressures of not wearing something PINK on his morning show. So between takes he ran right out, laid down $200.00 for a PINK Tie at Wally World…Really? We can understand not liking Cilantro, because if you took random surveys you'd get about a 50-50 split of those for and against it. But real men don't wear PINK Ties! Professor you need to talk to him.
Friday 27-May-2011
This has been a great week and will end with a bang! ManCave's B-Day today! Sausage on the Grill at MC's Crib! Then onto one gut busting movie "Hangover II".
