Rutmas is almost here! It's hard to believe it's been almost 1 year when it was declared "Rutmas". This day just so happens to coincide with OM Birthday but he is the Rutmas King and founder of Rutmas so it's only fitting that Rutmas starts right after his birthday.
The following are communications with the Rutmas King who happens to be working from his blind today:
ManCave [7:05 AM]: Happy Birthday OM!
OM [7:06 AM]: Thanks ManCave!
OM [7:07 AM]: Just sitting here at my kitchen table drinking a cup of my favorite coffee "Cinnamon Mocha Coffee with Real Whip Cream and Sprinkles" wearing my purple silk pajamas.
ManCave [7:08 AM]: Way too much information.
OM [7:09 AM]: I just love my purple PJ's!
Bago [7:10 AM]: Happy Birthday Buddy!
OM [7:11 AM]: OH Bago that means so much coming from you! Thank you.
OM [7:12 AM]: Yes, Mrs. OM and I have a full morning planned. Kids get on the bus about 9:18 am (wink, wink).
Coach [9:18 AM]: Happy Birthday OM!
OM [9:20 AM]: Thanks Coach!
Coach [9:21 AM]: Bus left at 9:18am and you're back on-line at 9:20am. Not Bad...National Average. Enjoy your day!
OM [9:21 AM]: LOL!
OM [9:21 AM]: and even had time for a smoke in there too
Coach [9:21 AM]: Very Good!
The Professor [9:22 AM]: Happy Birthday OM!
OM [9:23 AM]: Thanks Professor! I'm absolutely exhausted! I've already had a full day; I need a nap.
The Professor [9:23:30 AM]: I really don't need to know anything else. Have a good day!
T-Mobile [9:25 AM]: Happy Birthday OM!
OM [9:26 AM]: Thanks T-Mobile! I got a new camouflage snuggie from my wife with matching thong. WOW! Here's a picture and read the reviews!
Ok so the days started off with OM Birthday, but the real purpose of the Lunch Gang is when we go out on Fridays. Today's Random Lunch Gang Generator selected "Loud Chinese" and off we went. Bago was driving as usual and takes the long way around Cube City again. After 35 minutes we arrive and Bago chooses to pull the Bago-Mobile into the tightest spot that the whole right side could not get out. After re-maneuvering the Bago-Mobile (another 35 minutes) we walked into Loud Chinese. The atmosphere was just like we left it…LOUD! Coach received the look when he said "No SOUP for me" but everyone else said yes. The delicious egg-wan-pong-chow-chicken-head soup arrived at the table, LOUD brought one out for Picky. Picky looked at her and said "No Soup". Puzzled and bewildered, LOUD left Picky's bowl on the table for someone to eat. Bago look at everyone and said "someone has to eat that or LOUD is going to come after us with a sword". ManCave made us proud and stepped up to the challenge. Food arrived and everyone dug in. Conversation slowed for a little but picked up one food started hitting our guts. Dinner rolls came with lunch which no one opted to eat so again Bago said "someone has to eat those or LOUD is going to come after us with a sword". We got them to go. In the ride back to Cube Land, it was decided that we'd use the left over rolls as part of our experiment and put them on the "Bait Pile". So ManCave took a pen and wrote the following message on the top of the container "Delicious Chinese Rolls, butter included". We we're laughing so hard that Bago could hardly control the Bago-Mobile.
Back at Cube Land, the covert operation began…code name "Operation Loud Chinese". From Bago-World Café (formerly known as Goose Lane Café) a team of highly trained specialist waited for updates…
1215 hundred hours – ManCave (code name "Operative LoudChinee") reported in "package has been delivered". I repeat "package has been delivered". Over
1246 hundred hours – Operative LoudChinee reported
Victor/Tango/Alpha...this is Operative LoudChinee with an update...The rolls were carefully placed on the South Bait Pile upon our return to this building. I have re-coned the bait pile. As of 1246 hundred hours, only 2 rolls remain and the Styrofoam container latch/lock thing has been decimated as if a bear tried to break it open. Repeat, only TWO rolls remain from the 5 that were put on the pile. More updates soon. Over and out!
1247 hundred hours – Bago (code name "panda-chow-mein") – Charlie/Bravo…too bad there is no film of the elusive creature that has invaded the pile…over.
1248 hundred hours – Panda-chow-mein – Charlie/Bravo…did it go for the butter?
Upon returning to base, Operative LoudChinee, Coach (code name "Tiger Stripe") and Picky Skywalker (code name "Picky Skywalker") set plans for "Operation Loud Chinese II". Operative LoudChinee and Rambo set out on recon the south bail pile. Upon crawling out of the jungle they happen upon something they really didn't plan for…
THE DOVE HIT THE PILE!
Breaking radio silence, here is the conversations that took place across the radio waves:
1407 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: The Dove hit the pile. Delicious Chinese Rolls.
1408 hundred hours – The Professor (code name "Warrior Yue Fei"): Wow, this has now hit a new level!
1408 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: IT WAS THE DOVE!
1408 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: Tiger Stripe and I witnessed The Dove.
1408 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: Still laughing over that
1408 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: When Doves Cry
1408 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: LOL
1408 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: I am still laughing at that too
1408 hundred hours - Warrior Yue Fei: OMG! It's always the quite ones...
1409 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: I've got the pic
1409 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: The Dove hit the bait and ran to the bathroom so as to no be detected
1409 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: you're right Warrior Yue Fei
1409 hundred hours - Warrior Yue Fei: I can't stop laughing....
1409 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: everyone must secretly love Delicious Chinese Rolls (Butter Included)
1409 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: It was a Dove By
1410 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: oh man, I just LOL-d out loud.
1410 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: Dove by
1410 hundred hours - Warrior Yue Fei: Now to be know as Dovealicious Chinese Rolls....
1410 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: I can't stop laughing
1410 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: its like a bird eating bread crumbs.
1410 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: that was good; good laugh!
1411 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: I think I have to get up and walk. Calvin Klein and Scrubbing Bubbles are looking at me laughing
1411 hundred hours - Warrior Yue Fei: we couldn't asked for a better outcome than this...someone in our own department...
1411 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: that is so true
1411 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: still LOL-ing at "Dove by"
1411 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: good move grabbing the rolls Warrior Yue Fei!
1412 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: panda-chow-mein was going let them sit
1412 hundred hours - Warrior Yue Fei: the least i could do to help confirm experiment data
1412 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: this was great
1412 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: Never leave a roll behind.
1412 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: that's right...Semper Fi!
1413 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: Tiger Stripe and I went to recon the rolls and The Dove was in 'em. We quickly diverted our path and tried not to laugh
1413 hundred hours - Warrior Yue Fei: i could only imagine. i would have lost it right there!
1413 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: we we're strong for the team...
1413 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: Tiger Stripe yelled, "Its the Dove!"
1414 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: there goes the laughing again!
1414 hundred hours - Warrior Yue Fei: any updates on the butter?
1414 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: need to recon the butter. I'll be right back
1414 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: butter pad...almost gone
1414 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: we must've scared The Dove off....2 rolls remain. However, butter hit hard. 1 pat left
1416 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: You know how Dove's are...fly away real easy
1416 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: she did too...we spooked her
1416 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: she was caught
1416 hundred hours - Warrior Yue Fei: what does one do with just the butter? actually i don't want to know. lessons learned....bring more butter next time!
1416 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: we are the hunters
1416 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: caught dove-handed
1417 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: i can't quit laughing at this
1417 hundred hours - Tiger Stripe: that was a good laugh
1417 hundred hours - Warrior Yue Fei: still laughing...
1418 hundred hours - Operative LoudChinee: Is The Dove still in with Picky?
Later at home base, the three warriors compared notes on Operation Loud Chinese. Laughter was even louder.
Snuggie Camouflage Blanket with matching Thong
The Snuggie blanket now comes in a new, Camouflage. Stay warm from head to toe come with a matching Thong! Made of super-soft, think, luxurious fleece on the outside with a purple silk lining. Its oversized loose fitting sleeves leave your hands free to do whatever you want under the covers. The matching Thong gives it just a special touch. ** remember to always wear protection! T-Mobile [9:26:30 AM]: GOT TO GO! |
