Here’s a conversation that took place between Professor and Stan from iHell.
Stan: The toaster terrorist has struck again! He puts his Darth Vader toaster on the highest setting so that it comes out as charcoal with the little Dart Vader face on the toast. You can see and smell the smoke all the way down the hall; let alone when you are like me and sit right next to the cabana. That toaster is disappearing tonight...gotta put an end to this terrorism.
Professor: wow! Definitely some intense drama at iHell! I am expecting this story to somehow make the News!
Stan: hehe. someone confronted him already and all he said was he likes dark toast when he has soup but really it's not even toast at that point it's so black it's really just carbon.
Professor: I believe there is a difference between dark toast and practically setting the fire alarms off! Ahhh the issues you have to put up with at the country club!
Stan: i know. It’s dangerous. We need batman.
Professor: You should put in for hazard pay.
Stan: I’m gonna get lung cancer from this guy.
Professor: Sounds like you might be on short term medical very soon.
