Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Episode 11-08-2011 - GlenBucks

With the elimination of coffee at Cube City multiple employee's are roaming the halls having withdraws. But for the Lunch Gang, that is not the case...you see we have "GlenBucks". The Bago being a multi talented individual has found a way to provide hot java to his team members using his newly coffee maker "GlenBucks". Here's how it works....
Step 1: Pour in water. Now watching the Bago do this I for one was a little concerned for his safety.
Step 2: Add coffee container. This was straight forward task even for the novice of coffee makers.
Step 3: Place cup under dispensing unit.
Step 4: Press button. Now this is where it got really confusing for the Bago. There are two buttons. 1-to start the unit; the second one to eject the coffee pod lid. Kind of like when we take a trip out for lunch. If we don't take telegraph we get lost.
Step 5: Watch Coffee pour into cup.
Step 6: Remove Cup of "HOT" steaming coffee from the "GlenBucks" and take a drink. Again, this is where Bago gets confused...I'm not sure if the word "HOT" means anything to him. 
As ManCave and I enjoyed our cup of coffee, we watched in terror as the Bago burns his lips off. We didn't see blood so we walked away very disappointed.